Last day on the island and no irony in Green Edge winning today? Get that bus off the island! Mind the gap. Simon Gerrans is a rider I like and because of that a worthy stage winner (I’m sure you all agree?). Sagan is turning into an eternal 2nd, that must get a man down. Pop a wheelie mate. Today I heard that my favourite to win ‘looks like a robot alien’ that unnamed person might have a point… He might be my favourite to win, but does he have the character of his missing team mate? Not really. Maybe after the Tour the robot alien might bust some robot moves on the dance floor. Just as well I don’t get paid for writing this stuff.