It’s my birthday soon so I’m looking at things I can buy for myself (who else would?). Couple of things that I have my eye on right now are the Park Tools spork and there might be plenty of them about, it might even not be that original but, it’s Park Tools! Bit of a sucker for anything in the iconic blue when it comes to tools and a spork is a fine tool. Next up is this mighty fine patch from Condor, it’s a patch not much you can say about a patch, traditionally used to fix a hole in your clothing but, I doubt this patch would end up doing that, would it? No. I think we can rename them hipster badges. Still like them though and so should you. Not very grand 40th birthday presents maybe next year I will have that mid-life crisis and buy a Pinarello… Spork is from here and patch is over here.