howies have made a t-shirt to commemorate Wiggins’ success. Not only that, there’s a tale to enjoy:
On this day, our land doth hear tales of great conquests in neighbouring France.
In search of gold, following hard-fought battles in the mountains and on the plains, challengers were slain in a march on the capital.
Where kings of old have fallen, Britain rode in a flash of golden glory, arriving in Paris victorious.
Arise, Saint Bradley. For ye may now walk in the garden of heroes.
Here’s another for all the Queens of the Mountains out there.